Our Merch: https://wizardswithguns.shop Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wizardswithguns SubReddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/WizardsWithGuns/ Insta: @wizardswithguns @frankst.john Twitter: @WWG_TV TikTok: wizardswithguns Gabe Lincoln (Abe Lincoln’s brother): “I can’t believe BOTH our phones are out of battery! I knew I should’ve brought my charger. Anyway, here’s some change Abe, this should cover it. I’ll try to hail a cab.” turns away “Just call the theater and tell Mary Todd we’ll be a few minutes late to the play. Oh!-” turning back “-And tell her to get me some popcorn, or whatever us old-timey folk eat for snacks in this, the 1860s. She’ll know what I me- OH NO… MR. PRESIDENT! NO! Get out of there!! That’s not a phone booth!… That’s a JOHN-WILKES BOOTH!!” I don't know about you, but come this November, there's only ONE presidential candidate I'd even CONSIDER voting for on the ballot... and that's because someone mysteriously shot all the other election candidates. Democracy is the great experiment! Music: Lord of the Land - Kevin Macleod Written and Directed by: Frank St. John & Michael Romaniello Cinematography by: Mitchell Nance #wizards #comedy #sketchcomedy